If ya don't know, now ya know.....

As seen on drunkcyclist:

Every Saturday's a Party.

Creativity works in different ways (aka Linkage dumpage).

This house in Hong Kong is pretty hipster.
Who knew Super Mario was so hippidy hop?
This guy gets his kicks by smashing his head a lot.
Nice Try! Sometimes creativity is taken a little too far by these. architects.
Love this. It's about time we reveal the lies of drug companies.
Smashing baby smashing!

Lemmon Lemmon, Lemmon Ice, bewm bewm, Lemmonade with a Spoon.

You know those days when everyone just seems to be having a great day? Ya, that was today. Crazy what a few random friendly encounters does to a person's psyche. Great ladies working construction on the mountains, girls in the Prius who said "CUTE ASS", friendly commuters, my buddy over @ the Rumrunner, things were just "on" today. Good job humans, we win.

Nightly Wisdom #28

"If you’ve never had a messy kitchen, you’ve probably never had a home-cooked meal."
- Rabbi Irwin Kula

Ich habe ein neues Lieblings...Jens.

Dienstag Descent.

BASASSMOTHERFUGGAZ

My Freaking Bicycle

You think it's a Schwinn! The Homegrown LXT was largely identical to the Homegrown XT, with the exception of the substitution of Grip Shift SRT-900i shifters, White Industries Comp crankset, and Deore LX hubs. All regular Homegrown models were available in either red or black. These models were the only option for shorter riders, as they were available in a 15 inch size in addition to the 17, 19, and 21 inch options. The Homegrown Factory Suspension USA and Homegrown Factory Suspension XT both featured frames constructed by Control Tech featuring the same Ride Tuned™ 6061 aluminum tubing with forged dropouts and an extruded chainstay yoke that was featured on the regular Homegrown models.

WARNING*If you are the one who stole the front wheel off this beast, give it back soon or I will gauge out your eye balls*WARNING

FAMEous

Read the whole article:Arizona Daily Wildcat - Cycling club shines in UA Criterium

Dumpage:
Top 10 Famous Last Words

WWDD

Missing this.
About the only reason I'd go to Mikky Deez.
I know many of you will fail this.
It aint happening buddy.

Wicked Wednesday

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...........this!

Gotta good roll goin' today, let's keep 'er goin'.

Cracked another cold one and my light still ain't changed, oh well stuck in the darkness and the mind's all strange. Back, takin' a crack at school, wishin' I could do my own thing but this life's set up for a square. I bitch and moan, but it ain't bad, I'm hoping for more. I'm a college kid, we think these things, you say you don't but you lie. I write it in my blog and you read it, who am I? I am a kid that thinks too much, life is simple, we complicate it. Too much media, too many cell phones, too many intranets, too many technologies...GO AWAY!!! Live it simple, I don't but I crave. I want to ride the single speed, I want to walk the sidewalk, I want to eat rice. Yes, luxuries are nice, but you take them away, I still survive, and I would be more complete. All of a sudden, values shift. No longer are the superficial things that toxicate our society relavent, what is relevant is relationships, genuinity, and peace. You take away my modernity, you give me life, simple.

All beers were not created equal, but all beers have their place.

I feel like getting this off my chest. I am not a beer snob, I am an opinionated beer drinker. All beers are not created equal, but all beers have their place. For instance, if you start your night drinking PBR or a Keystone Light, you are sure to have a typical brotastic drunk that will leave you passed out a depressed little school boy that buys into the system. IF, for instance, you start your night off with a coupla Dales, Chubs, Gordons or the like, followed by some water beer, then by a nice whiskey on the rocks, anything is possible, or as Mr. Ali would say, Impossible is Nothing... Yea yea, w/e. Get the creative juices flowing, don't be afraid to look outside the box. Personally, this beer, this great Coloradan beer allows me to express myself. I do it for me, and you should do things for you. We are a speck on this earth and if you don't spend time on you, I feel bad for you. Crack the can and get to work, just make sure it's 8.0 or above.

Cross-eyed, CyclOpean, Concupiscent...Yes, This Dog'll Hunt.

Back at the institution, it really is a great place. But it doesn't teach people to make this. Yes that takes pure genius and nerdness. I admire you. You know what else takes a pure genius with immaculate taste buds? Wouldn't you love to know. I know, and I'm going to go indulge. Later.

Business in the city, party in the mountains.

yay.

The Russians?

When you have a couple hours this weekend, watch this:...and THIS...and my rant for the day. How are university books stores and text book companies able to get away with murder. It's the biggest crock of shit ever. Seriously, new editions every year that are "required" by your professor? I could read about every topic in these books in it's most updated and recent form for free right on Wikipedia. $79 for an access code which I purchased last year to turn assignments in online...WTF! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the sale of books, as writers and contributers should benefit from their hard work. But when a new edition comes out each year with absolutely no changes, there's something wrong with that...What a bunch of bullshit!
You know what else is freakin' CRAZY? Yea, Gary Busey's a nut but so is Arizona, and the Russians. 75 mph winds on campus yesterday, floods, tornado watches...The governor of Arizona called a state of emergency because of this weather...nice! Flagstaff got six feet of white stuff...Damn Russians. Hot diggity dog!
I was up in Phoenix with Bobs (you look hot Bobs) running the 1/2 marathon, drinkin beers, watching music, you know, the whole shootin' match. Anyways, I had the pleasure of pooping pre-race next to Ryan Hall and some other Kenyans. I'm a pretty lucky guy when it comes to pooping next to famous athletes. Well the sun's coming up and the rain's coming down...can only mean one thing.

Catchy right?

Happy Thurrs.

Recency Decency

Had to get this post out because my desktop was littered with links to share with you guys...Some recent news though. Most importantly, the world's greatest dog, Mugsy has finally kicked the bucket after spending the majority of my life with me. After 14.5 great years of living the most spoiled life that a dog can live, it was the old pups time. This dog really did live the life though, ate organic dog food with scrambled eggs and cottage cheese every day, had his own forest to poop in, slept in the parent's bed with them, never got put in a cage, etc. That furry fellow had a good time here and we'll all miss him, that's for sure. Rest in peace Mugs.Other than that, I'm back in Tucson, back in school (weird) and have a very clean bathroom. Nice huh? I'm excited to kick off the year with three Bs. Bikes, Books, and Beer. Well, it'll probably be more like Bikes, Beer, and Books. NOOOO Books, Beer, Bikes? ehhh sounds nerdy, how bout this one, Boors, Beeks, and Bires. PERFECT! Check out the outer space. Killer.



The Linkage.

How much does the U.S. pay per person in health care compared to other countries and how long do we live? Yes, we suck.
Drink Coffee
and don't be vegan.

Here's to 2009...